HAPPY FUCKING ZOMBIE JESUS DAY!

Easter!!!! Oh my god I hate Easter. I hate Easter because everything is closed on Good Friday and Easter Sunday, but on Christmas day there are shops still open?? I don’t get it, can someone explain how Easter weekend out ranks Christmas as the “special holiday” I mean seriously who gives a crap, Easter has lost it’s original zombie Jesus day theme and is all about the chocolate and shit.

I honestly believe that all religious holidays shouldn’t be holidays and it should be a day like any other,and the CRAP about this is not a religious  country is complete and utter BULLSHIT . Most of our public holidays are thanks to christian beliefs and i do believe that the lords prayer is still said in parliament. Doesn’t sound like a nation that doesn’t have a single religious view to me!

 This nation has soo many other religious beliefs out there and yet we still blindly follow these christian holidays, even those who claim to be atheist will happily take a day off because of a religious holiday. I notice we don’t celebrate Muslim holidays or Jewish holidays and can imagine if someone brought up the idea of celebrating a Wiccan holiday, granted most Wiccan holidays or days of importance are shared with christian days of worship, but we don’t have a day off for summer solstice do we!!

I personally think we need to be able to chose if celebrate these holidays, put it down to a vote and see what the outcome is. Although I’m pretty sure we will end up keeping these damn holidays because Australians are know round the world for their laziness, so they will vote simply to have the day off,  but closing everything down for the day is ridiculous whats the point of having the day off if everything is shut. The public complain that everything is closed and there is nothing to do, so why close everything?? In this economy it would be worth keeping the supermarkets open because I know that people will stop into Coles or Woolworths to pick up the crate of coke that they forgot to get yesterday, or to the the salad ingredients for the BBQ they are having.

So to sum up I think all religious holidays should be a choice not something where everyone has to conform, and i know its a choice as to how u celebrate these holidays but for Christ’s sake (no pun intended) do we really need all the religious crap shoved down our throats twice a year when really NO ONE CARES! The TV networks would be better off showing family friendly movies instead of the “Holy crap Jesus is dead and now he has risen up to save from blah blah blah” its all just a bunch of shit polished up so that consumers will buy what they are told to buy.

Well since this has turned into a religious bashing post I might give up before I get started on the christians VS gay people, ’cause we will be here for hours

ciao people

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2 Responses to HAPPY FUCKING ZOMBIE JESUS DAY!

  1. Shawn says:

    Everything is open in America on Good Friday. And almost everything is open on Easter Day.

    Way back in the early days of Hyper Nonsense, I came up with what I call Universal Religiosism. This ia a kind of religious belief where you observe all religions, specifically so you can get more days off from work. Imagine if you could get all of the Christian, Jewish and Muslim holidays off. You’d barely ever have to work.

  2. Josh says:

    Agreed. Ban Religious holidays altogether.

    Public Holidays are nice – so let’s find some interesting and important events to celebrate THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

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